"Unoriginal and meaningful quote here"
Recycle
me: why’d u give me an F??
teacher: you haven’t turned anything in all semester.
me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?
(via dulect)
me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess
(via fuckyahumor)
Once I learn to stop internalizing all the disappointment football gives me its over for you hoes.
Shes probably committing crimes right now
Who is?
What are you, a cop? piss off
(via joshpeck)
The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.
I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten
(via luxgalador)